Yes, you caught me. I am working for the international Slavic conspiracy, these articles contain the codewords necessary so that our sleeper agents can finally kill James Bond. You are too late I'm afraid, Operation: Cheburek cannot be stopped. As of 3 PM tomorrow, the Dow Jones will be bought out by Zastava, and Ford motors will be Lada motors.

Now if you excuse me, I need to check on my giant tea dispenser, we're experiencing some turbulence inside the nuclear submarine.