Yes, we all know Poland and Ukraine are America's favorite colonies on our continent. But I ask you this, what was Poland like under capitalism, prior to Soviet Liberation? How many cars did people have then?

What exactly was it that Poland did during the capitalist years? What project did Polish capitalism get up to that prompted such a change of scenery?

What could they have possibly done to make the Soviets liberate the country?

Oh wait, now I remember... now I remember what it was.

Yeah, cars, sounds tough.