So you're going to tell me with a straight face that the Nazis were adversarial? That German antisemites and Polish antisemites hadn't been the best of friends for decades prior during the regency period? That Poland was a flowery egalitarian liberal paradise full of prosperity and industry until the red meanies walked in?

I know Poland is famous for its colourful folklore and fables, and perhaps it is only natural to mistake such things for history when one is sympathetic to monarchism. But let's be civilised here.